The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kraft gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.