The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kraft scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.