The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kraft's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.