The Invisible Route Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.
73%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.