The Snap Count Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Kraft is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
73%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kraft's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.