The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.