The Late Scratch Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kraft scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.