The Hamstring Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kraft's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
84%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.