The Invisible Route Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.