The Phantom Flag Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.