The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Kraft's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.