The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.