The Snap Count Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kraft's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.