The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Kraft will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kraft's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.