The Phantom Flag Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Kraft sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.