The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Ref: "Number Kraft, that's a flag." Kraft: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.