The Hamstring Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Kraft gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
85%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.