The Late Scratch Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kraft's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Josh Jacobs
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- Trey McBride
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- Sam LaPorta
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- Christian Watson
- Jordan Love
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.