The Invisible Route Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.