The Chip-and-Release Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Kraft goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kraft's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.