The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kraft, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.