The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kraft's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.