The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Kraft gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
77%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kraft drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.