The Blocking Assignment Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Kraft runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Kraft, Kraft, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.