The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.