The Invisible Route Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kraft's stadium. Only over Kraft.
- The broadcast shows Kraft on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Kraft's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.