The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Kraft's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kraft scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.