The Late Scratch Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Kraft lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kraft drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.