The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Tucker Kraft
Tucker Kraft · GB · TE
“Kraft finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Kraft's week
- Kraft gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of South Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Kraft is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kraft's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tucker Kraft in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tucker Kraft is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tucker Kraft actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.