The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Rookie Simpson gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Simpson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.