The Checkdown Hex of Ty Simpson
Ty Simpson · LAR · QB
“Simpson takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Simpson's week
- Simpson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Simpson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Simpson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ty Simpson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ty Simpson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ty Simpson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.