The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Allgeier
Tyler Allgeier · ARI · RB
“Allgeier's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Allgeier's week
- Allgeier gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Allgeier gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allgeier's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Allgeier in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Allgeier is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Allgeier actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.