The Upright Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
- Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
73%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.