The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Bass kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
82%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bass scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.