The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bass finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.