The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
- Bass gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
76%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.