The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bass is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
- Bass will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.