The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Bass makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
90%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bass's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.