The Snap Count Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Bass is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
79%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.