The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- The broadcast shows Bass on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bass scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.