The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Bass gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.