The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bass scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.