The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Bass. Bass does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Bass, that's a flag." Bass: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.