The Mystery Tweak Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bass is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Bass will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bass's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.