The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Bass sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bass drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.