The Doink Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bass, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.