The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bass scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bass, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.