The Shank Hex of Tyler Bass
Tyler Bass · BUF · K
“Bass will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bass's week
- Bass will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bass gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Southern's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bass, Bass, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Khalil Shakir
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Bass in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Bass is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Bass actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.