The Late Scratch Hex of Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren · IND · TE
“Warren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Warren's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Warren's stadium. Only over Warren.
- Warren gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
75%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Warren, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Tyler Warren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Tyler Warren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Tyler Warren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.