The Bad Spot Hex of Washington Commanders
Washington Commanders defense
“The Commanders defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Washington Commanders defense's week
- The Commanders defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Commanders defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Commanders drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Washington Commanders defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Washington Commanders defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Washington Commanders defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.